St. John’s Town Center

2010/365.1 Town Center, originally uploaded by ernestkoe.

Sunset over Jacksonville’s most beautiful geographic feature, the St. John’s Town Center mega-mall.

Located conveniently twenty-minutes by SUV from Everywhere, it represents mankind’s highest achievement in gaudy commercialism–a very proper shrine to conspicuous consumption.

Among other amenities, SJTC boasts half a mile of useable sidewalks, two Starbucks, several dozen national chain boutiques catering to the most discerning fashionistas, and five rent-a-cops for round-the-clock anti-terrorism security, all bookended by high-class restaurant franchises.

For those looking to enjoy luxury shopping with year-round commuting-free eco-conscious conscience, well-apointed condominiums within the premises are available starting in the low six-figures.

Oh, and, happy New Year!

Project 365 2010.1